The Signs Texting

zodiacspot:

  • Starts a conversation then never replies: Sagittarius, Libra
  • Takes like 5 years to text back: Capricorn, Aries, Aquarius
  • Reads your message but forgets to reply: Taurus, Pisces, Cancer, Leo
  • Starts a conversation and tries to make it last: Virgo, Gemini, Scorpio

lotrlocked:

antiblackness:

antiblackness:

twofingerswhiskey:

falling-towers:

mindfulwrath:

honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp

And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him

my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said “to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all” and put it out and walked into the mist and i’ve never fucking forgotten that

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Reboot this post to be blessed with dream Obama’s wisdom